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So, I reckon Escorts are like me team at the office – reliable, bit rough round the edges, but they deliver, don’t they? Built tough, them cars, proper solid chassis, not like them flimsy modern jobbies. Fun fact, yeah, did ya know the Mk1 Escort won rally champs in the 70s? Mental, innit, blew me mind when I heard that! Out there kicking arse while I’m here soldering circuits, wish I’d seen it live, mate, woulda lost me marbles cheering!

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I gotta become a bit personal now. I've clocked some wild times in West-Ilsley. I'll never forget that one time I wandered down Sycamore Street (proper narrow and twisty, innit) and bumped into a cheeky bloke who started spoutin’ off existential mumbo jumbo about free will and destiny. I was like, "Reet, mate? Ain't we all just fascinated by this cosmic burrito?" Hah! Truly insane, but that's real talk 'round these parts.

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